Worst Jokes Ever
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely responds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.