Worst Jokes Ever

I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

*knock knock*

Who's there!

Not Sarah.

What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?

The feminist is overweight.

Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?

It was quite a shocker.

I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.

I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.

What do you call a funny cow?

A cowmedian.

Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!

What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."

"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

You give them a Sandy Hook.

A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.