Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.