Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Woah, nice cock.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
How do you know when your wife is cheating on you?
She comes home with sparkles on her face.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.