Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.