Worst Jokes Ever
The "W" in African stands for water.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
Women's rights.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.