Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
Hawking's Warranty Claimed at Currys PC World
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you simpleton. You think Stephen Hawking is like a toaster you bought from Currys? He's a brilliant scientist, not a defective appliance! You can't just return him because his warranty is up! Duh!