Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Hawking's Comedy Act
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Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You think you're funny, huh? Probably one of those guys who claps when the plane lands. The joke is that Stephen Hawking, who used a wheelchair and couldn't stand, only tells one-liners because he literally can't do "stand-up" comedy.