Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah, Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "On what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!