Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Get up, you lazybones!
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!