Worst Jokes Ever
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
I wanna die.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Whatβs Kobe Bryantβs favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! πππππππππππππ