Leninade in Soviet Russia

In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, you knucklehead, listen up! You clearly don't know much. You probably think a "normal country" has unicorns and rainbows. But, surprise, it has lemonade! This joke is saying that Soviet Russia is not normal, see? They drink "Leninade" instead of lemonade. Get it? It's like the word "Lenin", who was a communist leader, and lemonade smashed together. "Refresh yourself with a cold war" is another wordplay that pokes fun at Russia's history with the West.

Comments (1)

Lovely perv

4 years ago

In America we say mashed potatoes In SoViEt RuSsIa We HaVe SmAsHeD rOoT vEgItAbLe

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