Worst Jokes Ever
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
Johnny is very attached to his parents. He asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks, "What's that?" The mother replies, "That's my garage." He looks up and asks, "What are those?" The mother responds, "Those are my headlights."
He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down, "Daddy, what's that?" The dad replies, "That's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tells his mother and she says, "You can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed. He gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving. He looks under the covers to investigate and sees them going at it. He then yells, "Mommy, turn on you're headlights, Daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
A blind guy walks into a bar.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
your mom
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."