Worst Jokes Ever
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
modern feminism.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.