Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
What did the beaver say to his son?
Dam, son.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?