What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brained human. You really had to ask about this? Okay, here is the deal. A frog makes a "ribbit" sound. Pretty easy, right? But then, you have the horny toad. It makes a sound that sounds like "rub it". You get it? "Rub it" sounds like sexual innuendo. You are a joke yourself for not getting this.