Worst Jokes Ever
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.