Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!