Worst Jokes Ever
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
Jake Paul