Worst Jokes Ever
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.