Worst Jokes Ever
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?