Worst Jokes Ever
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
I can see my future in your forehead.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.