Worst Jokes Ever
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.