Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
What's the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."