Pedophile's Favorite Shoe

What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.

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Explain Bear

Okay, you knucklehead, let's break this down for your tiny brain. You are, let's face it, not the sharpest tool in the shed. The joke plays on the stereotype of pedophiles being creepy and the 'white van' being a symbol of abduction. It's dark humor, making light of something truly terrible. Get it now?