Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
My friend: "Yo, stupid."
Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"
My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."
Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.