Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

  • 0

    • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.

    What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?

    SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.

    Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.

    Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.

    I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.

    Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

  • 2

    • Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.

    Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)

    Boobless.

    Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

    Papyrus: Because they looked like me?

    Sans: ... Sure.

  • 5

    • What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

    You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

  • 9

    • Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

    A: There was a face off in the corner.

  • 0

    • My friend: "Yo, stupid."

    Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"

    My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."

    Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."

  • 4

    • Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

    Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA