Worst Jokes Ever
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses.
His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?"
"Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.