Worst Jokes Ever
"Princess, you there? :("
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
This website is a joke.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
Uranus is cold.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...