Worst Jokes Ever
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
Aahhhhhh!
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"