Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
When the card declines on child insurance.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Suicide is population control, republished.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Say "I cup" but in words.
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.