Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
Your hairline!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
Guys to wind the clock up?
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Poop fell off the earth.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
pop pop meow?
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
Bullets.
Just shut up!
What do you call a magic car?
A human.