Worst Jokes Ever
Google is butt.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Her (DYM 88).
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
minutes (DYM 124)
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Gwen can talk, please?
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.