Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
Koalas are awesome!
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
You're a joke!
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."