Worst Jokes Ever

So my bus... goodness.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yull.

Yull who?

You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!

What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?

My car 🚘

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

Eeeeeeee

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!

I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.

I hate rubber.

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?

I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.

What is a kid who loves school?

A smart kid.

I love you too.

What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?

What do you call dolls in a line?

Barbie queuing.

Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How were humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher: 😑

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because they finally have a home.

Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?