Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
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What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Two guys are captured by native Chinese. They give them two choices: 1. Death. 2. 他妈的
The first guy: What's 他妈的?
The Chinese: Fucking.
The first guy chooses death.
Second guy to himself: Well, I'll let these sick fucks fuck me. At least I'll be alive...
The Chinese: Come on, we don't have all day.
Second guy: I choose 他妈的.
The Chinese: Ok, 他妈的 to the death!
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
"This vacuum sucks!"
Vacuum: "Yes, I do."
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.