Worst Jokes Ever

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?

A. Because they don't know where home is.

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

Aahhhhhh!

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?

Donald Grump.

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!

Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Bear.

Bear who?

Bear bum!

Eeeeeeee

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.

So my bus... goodness.