Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Me and freshfry talking.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Jelianis' forehead😈
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
I wanna fight Gwen!
Jokes for the family to enjoy.
Hiiiiiiiihihihi.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂