Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

What do you call a dirty Mexican?

A chulo.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?

ODB: Yep

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.

To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!

Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.

Kid: Your mom!

Orphan: I don't have a mom.

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

Chat anyone??? I'm sooooooooooooo bored.

What do orphans call a holiday?

A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.