Apple vs. Orphan

  • What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    An apple actually gets picked.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. An apple gets "picked" off a tree, which is good. But for an orphan to get "picked" means they get adopted, which is also good. The joke implies orphans don't get adopted, which is a dark take on things.

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