Worst Jokes Ever
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Eli is hot.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
I'm gay and an orphan.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!