Worst Jokes Ever

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

What is an emo's favorite song?

"Suicidal."

- I work with animals.

- Great! What job?

- A butcher.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't go home.

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.

What song do orphans hate?

"We Are Family."

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you call a photo of an orphan?

A family photo.

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he was kneading a poop.

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?

Boomerangs come back.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.