Worst Jokes Ever
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Emos love jumping for joy.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."
Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.