Worst Jokes Ever
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
I breathe in African food.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!