Worst Jokes Ever
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁
In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...