Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
W fr W
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
Steel led to World War 2.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What is a good night's sleep?
"Good night night love ❤️"
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.