Worst Jokes Ever
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.