Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
America and UK are a joke.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Who is the king of the insects 🐜?
The Monarch!
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!