Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
I scored.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Deez nuts eat nuts.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!