Worst Jokes Ever
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
Baseball is awesome!
I love dccfffghyyhh.
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
I love bus jokes.
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
Pictures of the people commenting.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Hi, how are you doing today?
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.