Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Suck on deez balls!
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Brazil is a joke.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What did the plate say to the other plate?