Worst Jokes Ever
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Your family in a nutshell.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(