Worst Jokes Ever

What is 1 + 1?

They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.

I wish I was blind.

I love having fun.

Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."

Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?

Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.

Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!

Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.

First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"

SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"

HE: "I'm a butcher."

SHE: "We're through!"

What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?

CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.

I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!

Why do Indian men prefer fat women?

Because they worship cows.

What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they actually come back.

How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.

He said, "Best surprise ever!"

"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.

I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?

He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.