Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
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You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
He got a paper cut and bled out.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Skeppy is the joke.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.