Worst Jokes Ever
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Suck on deez balls!
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Eli is hot.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.