Worst Jokes Ever
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.