Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
I'm gay and an orphan.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Suck on deez balls!
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.