Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
Suck on deez balls!
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."