Worst Jokes Ever
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Obama got Osama.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.