Worst Jokes Ever
There is no joke.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
omg hot.
Stephanie
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
I love ❤️ dogs.
Be nice.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Your family in a nutshell.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.