Worst Jokes Ever
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Hi, I'm Bob.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.