Worst Jokes Ever

Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.

Talk to me if you're online.

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.

Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.

“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”

You.

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."

Dick sucking.

What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back.

Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.