Worst Jokes Ever
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.