Worst Jokes Ever
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Who's Lil John?
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.