Worst Jokes Ever
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!