Worst Jokes Ever
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!