Worst Jokes Ever
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
My name says it all.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
I love my dog!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
I love you.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.