Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Ready when you are, KK.