Worst Jokes Ever
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Who's Lil John?
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.