Worst Jokes Ever
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.