Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.