Worst Jokes Ever
Rangers are a joke.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.