Worst Jokes Ever
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
I'm offended.
- Liberals
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
W fr W
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
You smell!
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You canโt beat me, Iโm a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Gigachad.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."