Worst Jokes Ever

How do baseballs communicate?

They touch base!

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake

Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.

What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?

The flowers actually get picked.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?

Boomerangs come back.

Why do orphans hate playing baseball?

'Cause they can't get a home run.

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

Eli is hot.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.

What is an emo's favorite song?

"Suicidal."

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.