Worst Jokes Ever
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."