Worst Jokes Ever

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

So Mungus.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

A: Because he got hit by a bus.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers.

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

Why did the bee go to the doctors?

Answer: Because he had hives.

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.

Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!

Dad: Uh...

*hides his rifle*

What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?

Ma-SCARE-a!