Worst Jokes Ever
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
None of these jokes are funny.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."