Worst Jokes Ever
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Depression :)
Me :D
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.