Worst Jokes Ever
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.