Worst Jokes Ever
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Open wide, here comes the airplane!