Worst Jokes Ever
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.