Worst Jokes Ever
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Who's Lil John?
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.