Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Sheep want to wool the world :)
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.