Worst Jokes Ever
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
I like orphan boys, no homo.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.