Worst Jokes Ever
You're so ugly!
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
I did a walk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.