Worst Jokes Ever
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches, I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish!
Then there is a bear, he thinks if that fly drops six inches, that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish!
This huntsman also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps up, bear runs out, eats the fish. I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear.
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse, who also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps, bear runs, huntsman shoots,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket!!!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile...
there’s This cat!!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings...
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches. Fish jumps up. Bear grabs the fish. Huntsman shoots the fucking bear,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE!!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat slips over him (stacks it) cat falls in the river...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet)
WALLOP... try remembering all that in A pub pissed. Xx
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.
And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.