For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for those of us who didn't get hugged enough as kids. See, orphans don't have a family, right? So when they buy a "family size" bag of chips, it's just for them. Get it? You are so dense, you make a black hole look like a birthday candle.