Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
W fr W
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
I'm offended.
- Liberals
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didnโt have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Whatโs the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both canโt breathe.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)