Worst Jokes Ever
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
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Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.