Worst Jokes Ever

No one:

Nothing:

Not a single f***ing soul:

Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!

People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Your dead son.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!

Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!

I love school.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

What is shark's favorite day?

Chewsday.

What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!

What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?

What do you call a mom that is yours?

Your mom!

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...

What do you call a living Panera Bread?

Panera Breath.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.