Worst Jokes Ever
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?