Worst Jokes Ever

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

Chupapi Muñañyo

LET'S GOOOO!

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

What bees make milk?

Boob bees.

What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?

Because the volcano was hot!

I like cats.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.

Hi, I have a question for you.

Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?

Yeah, sorry xD

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

How to run from Iran?

Iran away!

You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊‍♂️

Dora, where do we go next?

Kids at home: Area 51.

Meanwhile,

Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.

1 day later,

Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!

What is a doe called with no legs?

•" No legged deer."

What do you call a deer with no ears?

•" No eared deer."

What do you call a deer with no eye?

•" No eye deer."

XDDDDDD

Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.