Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?