Worst Jokes Ever
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!