Worst Jokes Ever

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.

Trump, just why?

What egg do you buy an orphan?

Free range.

What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

IDK! WHY?

To go see yo mama!

Let's make this post have the same likes and dislikes.

Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!

I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"

Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!

"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

I could never date a midget.

We would never see eye to eye.