Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Alya is so retarded.
I have it.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
"Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
π What is as old as the earth π and new every month? The moon.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.
One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"
"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.
"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.
"Are you mad?" The police asked.
"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.
"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.
"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
Whatβs the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
If you read this, you are gay.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
What is the difference between a tree π² and a car π?
A car can drive, and a tree π³ cannot drive.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.