Worst Jokes Ever
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.