Worst Jokes Ever
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Jokes are not funny.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
That was a really crappy bun!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Hey!
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Ratio.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
I (DYM 117)
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.