Worst Jokes Ever

Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!

Why did the cow cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

*Enter password*

"ScoobyDoo"

"Password must contain special character."

"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"

What sport are Mexicans the best at?

Cross country.

Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.

Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, I’m hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad."

And then I feed him my dick.

What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."

Something you can say about a restaurant, but not your partner:

"So you’re open 24 hours a day?"

My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.

Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.

Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

It was the bomb.

Four big guys.

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

Why did the rapper start gardening?

He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

One of them has a family tree.

You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.