Worst Jokes Ever
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
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He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.