Worst Jokes Ever

Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂

Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.

Boy and girl.

Boys af sex wus ur girl?

What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.

Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.

Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.

I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.

What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?

A bald eagle.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

He doesn’t know where home is.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

It’s because they can’t find home plate.

Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?

Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.

My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...

Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.

Mom: Go clean your room, Little Johnny.

Little Johnny: No, it’s my room.

Mom: Well, it’s my house.

Little Johnny: Then go clean it.

Mom: Go to school!

At school:

Teacher: Hi, Little Johnny. You’re late.

Little Johnny: Watch because my son of a bitch mom told me to clean her room. I told her no, it’s my room, and then she said, 'Well, it’s my house.' Then I said, 'Go clean it,' and then she told me to go to school.

Teacher: Johnny, go to the principal’s office! You just came into school and now you're causing trouble. Go!

Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.

penis balls cum <3

Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.