When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Dick in my mouth.
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Boobies!
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.