Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
My name is what orphans can never have.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Violence against women is funny :)
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.