Worst Jokes Ever
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
I love my mom.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
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I ate my mom.
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.