Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
I don't want to date an alien.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
Voicemailing.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.