Worst Jokes Ever
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Why is he ourple?
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
Wanna hear a joke?
Jesus being real.
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."