What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Worst Jokes Ever
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Jokes are not funny.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
lol hi
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Non-binary is a joke.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.