I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Worst Jokes Ever
Suck my balls!
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
That was a really crappy bun!
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Who likes dick? Answer me!
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
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I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Hey!
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.