Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is ugly.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.