Worst Jokes Ever

You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!

Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.

"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

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What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.

What egg do you buy an orphan?

Free range.

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

IDK! WHY?

To go see yo mama!

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"

What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.

Trump, just why?