Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Child: Dad, I want you to say "I'm a Man" after everything I say!
Dad: Uh, okay?
Child: My wife cheated on me.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: So I went to the bar.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: I met a hot girl.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: So I brought her home.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: After sleeping together, she woke up, faced me and said...
Dad: I'm a man.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.