Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
I’ll never forget my father’s last words...
Oh fuck, it’s a bus!
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.