Worst Jokes Ever
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.