Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.