Worst Jokes Ever
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost the case.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Like if you have a dad.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."