Worst Jokes Ever
My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.
I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
BIDEN!
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.