Worst Jokes Ever
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...