Orphanage Work

Listen up, you silly sausage, let me break it down for you. You think it's normal to ask a crying kid where his parents are? That's like asking a fish where the water is. Then you go and say you love working at the orphanage, implying you're enjoying being around kids who are probably sad cause they don't have parents. You're like that kid who laughs when someone falls, but you are doing it to people who have had a bad start in life! This is dark humor, you are sick! Think about your choices!