Worst Jokes Ever
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
You're an alcoholic!
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.