Worst Jokes Ever
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
I poo 11 times a day.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Lenard is a joke.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"