Worst Jokes Ever
Viggie tickles.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.