If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
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What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
You suck.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
New protest.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
That's kinda sus, you know?
Gaming with the gaming controller.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.