Worst Jokes Ever
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
I have a body count of 7.
Dude, I lied.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Your dad is gone.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!