Worst Jokes Ever
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
New protest.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
That's kinda sus, you know?
Gaming with the gaming controller.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Your mum gay.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.