Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Are you serious right now, bro?
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Sup guys, how are you?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Guess!!!!?
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
"Ohh wing wing."
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.