Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
When the nlgga is farting!!!
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"