Worst Jokes Ever
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.
Unfortunately, he couldn't come.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.