Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
7000+ bats.
Laugh Now!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
we (DYM 55).
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
I love orphans. They're precious.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!