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Worst Jokes Ever
To all my bullies: donβt call me gay because Iβm not happy.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Emo
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do you call a boomerang that wonβt come back?
A stick.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
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I ate Nemo.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
2+2=π
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?π You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...